A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Roughstock11, Darrel

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May 19, 2025

#440

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Sam I Am 1966, Unicorn

May 24, 2025

#441

~~Mime~~--meme-- of the day:

Deano Bronc, Unicorn

May 25, 2025

#442

Can you get it in the drive-thru?

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Deano Bronc, Unicorn

May 27, 2025

#443

So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery.
Daffy Duck asks "Is this whiskey?"
Elmer Fudd says "Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."😁

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Kenneth, Unicorn

May 29, 2025

#444

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

Kenneth, Sven

Jun 16, 2025

#445

From a Father's Day card, and I can't think of a better place to share these wretched "Dad" jokes:

When does a joke become a "Dad joke?"
When it becomes APPARENT!

I would avoid the Sushi if I were you.
It's a little fishy.

I keep all my Dad jokes in a DAD-A-BASE.

How do astronomers organize a party?
They PLANET.

You can tune a piano, but you can't TUNA FISH.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?
It was SODA-PRESSING.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An IMPASTA!

Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I won't spread it.

Kenneth, Unicorn

Jun 20, 2025

#446

🐎

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Kenneth, PSUTE

Jun 20, 2025

#447

Do you guys want to hear a joke about pizza???
Never mind it's too cheesy.

Kenneth, Deano Bronc

Jun 20, 2025

#448

Chief Ron

🐎

Chuck Norris' password is the last ten numbers of π.

Chief Ron, Sam I Am 1966

Jun 20, 2025

#449

BostonBadlands
Chuck Norris' password is the last ten numbers of π.

lmao

Unicorn, Sven

Jun 20, 2025

#450

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Kenneth, Unicorn

Jun 21, 2025

#451

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Kenneth, Deano Bronc

Jun 22, 2025

#452

I went to the paint store to get thinner.
It didn't work.
I'm still fat.😥

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Kenneth, Chief Ron

Jun 22, 2025

#453

Deano Bronc
I went to the paint store to get thinner.
It didn't work.
I'm still fat.😥

Definitely thinned out the thinner 😂

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Jun 22, 2025

#454

I ask my wife if i was fat…. She said “ trust your gut “

I don’t get it

🐎

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Kenneth, Unicorn

Wed at 1:59 pm

#455

One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people.
If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.😬

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Sam I Am 1966, PSUTE

Wed at 6:39 pm

#456

Why do fish like salt water?

Because pepper makes 'em sneeze..

Cheers

Sam I Am 1966, Unicorn

Wed at 9:10 pm

#457

Remember when they said if you played certain records backwards you would here satanic verses etc.????

Well ever wonder what happens if you play the movie Jaws backwards?

It is a heartwarming story about a generous shark that gives away arms and legs to people who need them.

Kenneth, Sam I Am 1966

Thu at 12:05 am

#458

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Unicorn, Sam I Am 1966

Thu at 9:59 pm

#459

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Deano Bronc, Unicorn

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