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A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer
Dec 06, 2023

Rank V

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Warhorse

Jan 25, 2025

#380
I was gonna tell a poop joke, but, it was too corny.
2024 Bronco Raptor, Azure Gray Metallic Tri-Coat - Haulin' ass and suckin' gas in Easton PA.
Roughstock11, Unicorn

Team Jeff!

Jan 28, 2025

#381
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Deano Bronc, Roughstock11

Really Likes Pi

Jan 28, 2025

#382
Ten Commandments
  1. Talk to yourself. There are times when you need expert advice.
  2. "In style" are the clothes that still fit.
  3. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
  4. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
  5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is: "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
  6. "On time" is when you get there.
  7. You've noticed people your age look much older than you because you're just incredibly handsome/beautiful.
  8. Ageing slows you down. But it doesn't shut you up.
  9. You still haven't learned to "act your age," and your Bronco and I hope you never will.
  10. "One for the road/trails" means peeing before you leave.
Rydfree, Sam I Am 1966

Rank V

Jan 30, 2025

#383
What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?
That's nuts!
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

I trust the dirt

Jan 30, 2025

#384
Mom: says to son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.....Son:...what do you want to know?
23 Bronco Raptor, code orange belts, keyless, lux, leather trim/suede seats, carbon fibre, shadow black
Unicorn, Chief Ron

Rank V

Jan 30, 2025

#385
The crows were calling his name. Thought Caw.
Unicorn

Certified Un-Influencer

Jan 31, 2025

#386
@Sven:
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TK1215, Chief Ron

Team Jeff!

Jan 31, 2025

#387
BostonBadlands
@Sven:
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21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
PSUTE, Chief Ron

Certified Un-Influencer

Jan 31, 2025

#388
Sven
How about "Old Faithful?"
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PSUTE, Chief Ron

Team Jeff!

Jan 31, 2025

#389
BostonBadlands
How about "Old Faithful?"
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Be right back😂
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
PSUTE, Sam I Am 1966

Don’t Let the Hard Days Win!

Jan 31, 2025

#390
Sven
This is so damn true!
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Chief Ron, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Team Jeff!

Feb 01, 2025

#391
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo.

One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter.😁
2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
TK1215, Chief Ron

Don’t Let the Hard Days Win!

Feb 06, 2025

#392
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
TK1215, PSUTE

Team Jeff!

Feb 06, 2025

#393
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
TK1215, PSUTE

Certified Un-Influencer

Feb 06, 2025

#394
Bluestreak57
The Homicide Department is across the hall from the department fitness room, which I still use as a retiree.
I'm going to print this and post it on their door!
PSUTE, Unicorn

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Feb 08, 2025

#395
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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Sven

Don’t Let the Hard Days Win!

Feb 08, 2025

#396
Chief Ron
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Well played
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Deano Bronc, Sven
Moderator

Team Jeff!

Feb 11, 2025

#397
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2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
Unicorn, Sven

Warhorse

Feb 11, 2025

#398
A Chinese guy goes to see an eye doctor. He gets examined and the doc says "I know what's wrong with you....you have a cataract". The Chinese guy looks him right in the eye and says "I do NOT have a cataract....I have a Rincoln Continental".
2024 Bronco Raptor, Azure Gray Metallic Tri-Coat - Haulin' ass and suckin' gas in Easton PA.
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Rank V

Feb 12, 2025

#399
Blonde girl at my wife's work is upset because she's pregnant with twins.
Yep, she said she didn't want to be pregnant for 18 months.
Chief Ron, Sam I Am 1966

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