A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Darrel, Deano Bronc

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Oct 23, 2024

#300

Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

you can unscrew a light bulb.

thanks to Steve Martin (My Blue Heaven) for this one.so how many of you used his movie voice? LOL

Bluestreak57, Deano Bronc

Tue at 1:05 am

#301

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Sam I Am 1966, Unicorn

Tue at 1:42 am

#302

Deano Bronc

That does it. We're demoting you to im-Moderator.

Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Tue at 2:17 am

#303

Chief Ron
Bruce Lee was fast, but his brother Sudden was faster.

🐎

Someone must have got a new dad joke book…

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Tue at 2:19 am

#304

BostonBadlands
That does it. We're demoting you to im-Moderator.

I was thinking Demodulator…

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Tue at 2:40 am

#305

Deano Bronc
How do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales. 😁

What is the strongest fish?
A mussel!

What fish is in the air after a rain storm?
A rainbow trout!

What fish is the most musical?
A bass! 😆

That's fishy, that you know so much about fish?😂

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Tue at 2:44 am

#306

We got a dog that was supposed to be a Husky but ended up being a wolf hybrid. It ended up attacking the wife. Had to put her down. I still have the wolf, though!😂

Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Tue at 2:48 am

#307

A bear looks at a rabbit and asks if his poop sticks to his fur? The rabbit says, no. So, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass!😂

Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Tue at 3:07 am

#308

Bluestreak57
I was thinking Demodulator…

I spent several years working for the United States Postal disService.
We had a young lady letter carrier, very attractive, on our floor. I got a print shop to make up an awards certificate, naming her as "Miss Delivered Mail." (Really did that!) As opposed to "Miss Delivered feMail."

Deano Bronc, Sven

Tue at 3:18 am

#309

BostonBadlands
That does it. We're demoting you to im-Moderator.

I found that joke funny, electric if i must say…. No negative feedback from me.

🐎

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Deano Bronc, Sven

Tue at 3:28 am

#310

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Deano Bronc, Sven

Tue at 11:42 pm

#311

Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
Too many cheetahs.

OnX Trail Guide
4 Door BadSquatch | Soft-top | Velocity Blue | 2.7 Auto

Bluestreak57, PSUTE

Yesterday at 2:41 am

#312

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Ah.
Ah who?
Werewolves of London.

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

JoergH, Deano Bronc

Yesterday at 3:08 am

#313

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Yesterday at 10:39 pm

#314

PSUTE, Chief Ron

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