A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Roughstock11, Darrel

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Oct 22, 2025

#520

BostonBadlands
A brilliant young scholar in Japan was accepted to attend Britain's most prestigious university. He was rather annoyed to learn he had to attend a mandatory orientation program.
"I didn't come here to be oriented," he complained. "I came here to be occidized!"

I assume that he is attending Oxford.

You do know the least destructive form of oxidation is passivation... right?

But then again it could just be occidental confusion on my part.

PSUTE, Chief Ron

Oct 22, 2025

#521

A guy and his pet giraffe walk into a bar. The guy sits down and orders a couple of beers. His giraffe gets thirsty and being a bit tipsy he gives the giraffe some alcohol. The giraffe passes out and the guy gets up and starts to walk away when the bartender calls out to say, "Hey! You can't leave that lying there!" The guy turns around and slurs, "That's not a lion, dumbass! It's a giraffe!"

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

PSUTE, DragoBiscuit

Thu at 6:09 pm

#522

How does a cheeseburger introduce his wife?

Everyone… meat patty!

😂🦖

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Sam I Am 1966, PSUTE

Yesterday at 5:08 am

#523

Actions speak louder than words.
But nothing speaks as loud as a subpoena.

PSUTE, Chief Ron

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