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A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer
Dec 06, 2023

Rank V

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!
Roughstock11, Darrel

What you talkin’ bout?

Apr 11, 2025

#420
Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.
‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Apr 28, 2025

#421
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
PSUTE, Unicorn

Rank V

Apr 28, 2025

#422
I hope I'm not repeating myself.
I asked a biologist friend of mine, the difference between a hippo and a Zippo.
He said one was a large semiaquatic mammal and other one is a little lighter.
Unicorn, Sven

Rank V

Apr 28, 2025

#423
I was telling one of my buddies about a guy I used to hang around with when I was younger. His nickname was mushroom. He was a real fungi.
Bluestreak57, Unicorn

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 02, 2025

#424
Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh :
His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh
His brother who ate prunes Gotta Gogh
His magician uncle Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin A Mee Gogh
The constipated uncle Can't Gogh
The sister who loved disco Go Gogh
The brother with low back pain Lum Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling... there ya Gogh!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Deano Bronc, JoergH

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 04, 2025

#425
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Deano Bronc, Sam I Am 1966

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

May 04, 2025

#426
What are the 2 strongest days?…..

Saturday and Sunday….. the others are weekdays!

🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Sam I Am 1966

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 04, 2025

#427
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Roughstock11, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Looking forward to being Rocky Mountain high!

May 05, 2025

#428
I changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have is Kenny Loggins.
2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
Unicorn, Roughstock11

I trust the dirt

Tue at 2:47 am

#429
I had a rough week. I was mobbed by dwarfs....Not Happy.
23 Bronco Raptor, code orange belts, keyless, lux, leather trim/suede seats, carbon fibre, shadow black
Unicorn, Deano Bronc

Don't Follow Me ,I'm about to do something Stupid

Wed at 1:24 pm

#430
My cousin who stutters was sentenced to 6 months in prison.
That was two years ago, but he still hasn’t finished his sentence.
2Dr Badlands - MIC - Area51 - 2.7 Auto - MGV - Headliner - High Pkg
Reserved 7/20/20 Delivered 5/6/23
"Ford said, hey we're gonna fulfill all reservations and pre-orders before we build stock units."
PSUTE, Roughstock11

Certified Un-Influencer

Yesterday at 4:09 am

#431
What do you call an alligator who uses GPS?
A navigator!
Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

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